$500 Bonuses — Am I the Last Person on Earth to Hear about It?

I’M ON STRIKE INDEFINITELY!!

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Thanks to Roz Warren and her informative article, I know now that quality doesn’t matter to Medium. All that matters is followers, claps and some other crap that algorithms dig up. I’m really mad. I’M ON STRIKE!!!!

I’m wasting my time writing for nothing and Medium doesn’t care that my one-year anniversary is coming up and I should be rewarded for just staying with this venue. I must be crazy. Indeed I am crazy as most of my articles allude to. I’m a depressive and if I weren’t, I’d get the hell out of this chair right now and find a better way to write for money. I actually used to be an earner — ask the American Society for Journalists and Authors. I’M ON STRIKE!!!

I wrote three books. Granted they’re not blockbusters but for people who worship Beyonce and try to have children with only a turkey baster and some spare time, I was a fabulous fountain of wisdom. Plus I’ve advanced the cause for Valley Fever more than all the politicians in Washington, including stupid Kevin McCarthy and his Republican cronies. Go back to Bakersfield, Kevin, and load up on toxic fungi so that you can get Valley Fever and prove to the world that it’s a life threatening illness. And Ev Williams, maybe you’d like to join him! I’M ON STRIKE!!