Humorist who aims to make it to the big leagues. So laugh like a hyena and pretend i’m Fran Leibowitz. What? You don’t know her. Get a life!

Still on Strike, but Thanks for Reading

Paradoxically, now that I’m not writing — except for this blog — on Medium, people are going to my profile and reading some of my articles. It amuses me that you can do nothing and get results. …

Still on Strike

No, I’m not the best writer on Medium, but then neither are many of the bonus winners. I think it’s disgusting that they got rewarded just because they found a way to attract a lot of followers. How do they do it? I don’t know. It’s not…

I’m on Strike, and You Should Be Too

It’s a Big Lie

Yup. I’m still angry about that $500 bonus thing and the more I read about the people who got the money, the more convinced I am that this is a rotten deal.

They tell you not to be…

Humor

Working the MAG gig

Photo by Aubrey Hicks on Unsplash

Trump already has several hundred million dollars from duping followers into thinking he could undo the results of the 2020 election with their monetary support. That’s a lot of moolah, but Trump still needs more. He has loads of bills to pay after his motorcade leaves the White House.

Because…

To All My “Followers” Who Recently Discovered Me

I’ve been fascinated to learn that during the past six months or so that I’ve been off Medium, I’ve attracted a following that reads some of my past humor writing, but also likes to hear me bitch about the mean deal I’ve…

Guess what? I’ve NOT been writing on Medium for at least three months, and I don’t miss it even in the least. You might conclude by this admission that I’m not a professional writer, but that would be wrong.

I’ve written for $$$ for many a year, and I’ve also…

Sick to Death of Them

Okay, I just got done wasting my time on Medium reading an article about someone who made $10,000 on their first article they posted on this venue.

Yes I fell hook, line, and sinker for this because I have a thing about honesty. I do it, and it usually backfires…

Janice Arenofsky

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