Humor

Things I wanted to Be Good at But Wasn’t

Self-pity smarts

Janice Arenofsky
The Haven
Published in
5 min readMay 7, 2021

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More than anything I wanted and still want to excel at something. From where I’m sitting, it doesn’t look like this is going to happen because of one lousy unmoveable obstacle called FAILURE.

First, I wanted to play the guitar well enough to accompany my teenage friend Jeanie. She said it was easy since I…

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Janice Arenofsky
The Haven

Humorist who aims to make it to the big leagues. So laugh like a hyena and pretend i’m Fran Leibowitz. What? You don’t know her. Get a life!